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Ctrls: a and d to walk How to properly play game for story: go right first, then left to connect to the next part!
DIALOUGE SEGMENTS (properly reading)
Welcome oh holy Muncher I have been expecting you! You may be wondering what this place is, but I can assure you that you do NOT want to ask what this place is. As for I am a rat, and it wouldn't make sense to ask a RAT where your general location lies. That should be answered YOURSELF, for you are the oh holy Muncher. Now, what questions do you have for me?
I am in fact very infuriated at this question. But I will answer your question, though I find it incredibly dull! This is The Bliss, a different dimension than your last. Because this is the first time you have touched grass in a while after turning down Biggie's AWESOME tire swing making activity! But I digress, no more about your past, though it was VERY WRONG. Here you fight the biggest monster of all! THE CHAIR. The what? Did she just say THE CHAIR?? Yes, I did, THE CHAIR is the ultimate supervillain in our dimension, attracting people like YOU to sit in it. It is very hard to escape, very, VERY hard to escape the wrath of the chair. Some people just like you Oh holy Muncher, can not escape the wrath of the chair!
Well, think of this for short. THE CHAIR is always hungry, and I mean ALWAYS hungry. THE CHAIR is in dire need of people who seem to not have a thing for touching grass! They take these people who don't have the need for touching grass and eat them up! Converting them into little packets traversing to another computer as a virus! Just like the one you have recieved oh holy muncher! All it could've taken was for YOU to make the gosh darn TIRE SWING to not end here! Thats all it wouldve taken!